Something For The Weekend

2 05 2008

The last time he used that title for a post Mr President probably alienated the vast majority of his readership so you might think he’d be tentative about using it again. Not so, those who know him well know that he likes to shock and offend. If you’re a regular reader you must like the rollercoaster ride of being outraged but secretly agreeing with him so he’s going to continue.

For example it’s probably very wrong that he feels little or no sympathy for Elizabeth Fritzl, and actually thinks Josef Fritzl looks like a cool sort of guy. Although he stops a little short of saying he’s his hero, how can you not love that Morrissey haircut and his impression of The People’s Eyebrow? Anyway, it’s hard to feel sympathy for her, she’s an Austrian. It might seem like an unfair comparison but doesn’t this sound familiar?

That wasn’t what he wanted to talk about today though. He doesn’t want the phrase “something for the weekend” to be forever ruined for those of you about to enjoy a three day weekend away with your significant other, a weekend likely to consist of bonking like rabbits. Don’t worry, in amongst the extra curricular activities Mr President will still have time to drop in to deliver his daily sermon here on Textual Relations.

No, today he’s plugging the MTC. There’s still time to signup to get involved and as yet the topic hasn’t been announced so if you’re looking for a new writing challenge and haven’t taken part in it before, why not give it a whirl now? There’s never been a better time to get involved in something a little different. If you have taken part in it before but haven’t done so recently, you’re more than welcome to get back up on the horse.

Whatever you choose to do, enjoy your weekend (three day for some of us).



2 responses

3 05 2008
Jimbo Big Toe

Josef should have made the cellar ceilings higher. If you are going to bang the same girl for 20 something odd years, then to keep it interesting you are going to have to get a little creative. The 5’6” ceiling limits some of the more advanced positions. Just say’n.

3 05 2008
Mr President

It’s good to know that there are other people out there who think the same sort of thoughts I do. Makes me feel a little less evil. Not that I felt all that evil anyway, but at least it makes me look better.

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