The Personality Defect Test

4 11 2007

I took this test a while ago but it’s quite interesting to see the results. What I find really fascinating about it is how part of it seems to be absolutely accurate and yet parts seem not to be entirely accurate. Amazingly any test that tries to decipher my sense of humour gets it very wrong, perhaps as I enjoy both crude humour but also a more sophisticated wit.

That test suggested I might find Ashton Kutcher or Conan O’Brian funny but I find both to be incredibly annoying. This one suggests I might like fart jokes (I really don’t) but equally is spot-on about my love of making jokes at other people’s expense. I never miss an opportunity to mock people (a shock to those of you who read this blog, I know) and never feel guilty about it either. Partly because I’m mean and partly as I think anything is fair game where humour’s concerned. Some of you may be amazed to hear that I’m arrogant, extroverted and love being the center of attention though…

Class Clown

You are 42% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Class Clown. This means you wear grease paint and have a big, red nose… I really need to stop thinking so literally…Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. (Upon hearing the expression “you are full of yourself”, you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like to be “full of yourself” too. I am assuming you have a penis. I often make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn’t hesitate to make a joke at someone else’s expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. A lot of people probably find your antics annoying, sophomoric, and desperately histrionic. Like some sort of crack-taking hyperactive monkey, you’d do anything, mock anyone, just to get someone to pay attention to you for five seconds. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don’t care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! Or else I’ll be forced to stand here, hands on my hips, doing nothing once again!To put it less negatively:1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Robot.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Smartass, and the Brute.



If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people’s:

Higher than 99% on Rationality
Higher than 99% on Extroversion
Higher than 99% on Brutality
Higher than 99% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid



5 responses

5 11 2007
Jayne d'Arcy

Your Score: Sociopath
You are 57% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.


5 11 2007

Do these words that you DIDN’T write count towards your total? πŸ˜‰
FYI – you’ve got more than I do on my book. I’m traditionally a last minute finisher, but this is bad…

5 11 2007

Oh, and mine was very very close to yours:

You are 0% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

5 11 2007
Mr President

Oooh…the claws are out! I’ve counted them because my challenge isn’t quite the same as NaNoWriMo. Where those are supposed to be 50,000 original words, my challenge was just to see if my wordcount over a month, following my usual posting approach, would get close to 50,000. Just as I’ve not intentionally padded any of my posts I’m not going to intentionally ignore content that, whether written by me or not, is part of my NaBloPoMo entry.

5 11 2007

I am totally teasing you. And just jealous, since my original words are crappier than your blog posts. Stop being defensive, I have no claws πŸ˜‰

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