Is this man the world’s most stupid criminal? Is it childish that the funniest thing about this story is that the Ostrich was named Gaylord? Does anyone else think that this scheme is destined to be abused? I know I’d be trying to grab as much free stuff as possible. Honesty is for losers. Am I the only one who read this and thought “13 percent of workers pay no taxes whatsoever? When does the next plane to Italy leave?” It’s bad enough that they have the looks, the fashion, the beautiful women and the even more beautiful cars. Their football may not be the most beautiful but is very effective and they’re even good at Rugby. Last but not least, drug mules are so yesterday, drug beetles are the new black.