No, it’s not that we have them. It’s that the Albanians do not. The next time you complain about one think about Vilson Alushi, who set fire to his own truck when the Dutch beat the Albanians in football (remarkably that’s not the funniest thing about the story) only to find that when firefighters turned up, their hose did not work. Why? Well residents living near to the fire station, suffering under a water shortage, decided it would be a good idea to drain the fire engine’s water tank.