Filmmaking kingpin (does that not sound so much cooler than “movie mogul”?) Harvey Weinstein has apparently said he’d hire Lindsay Lohan tomorrow. Why am I not surprised? Dude, I’d hire her tomorrow too. She will probably be high, or drunk, or just feeling particularly slutty, all of which makes it even more likely she’ll “perform” on the casting couch. Oh come on, don’t tell me you don’t know that’s how Lohan got started in the business! Harvey probably liked his last go so much he wants another ride on the Spaced Out Mountains.