On Sunday, a London man decided to opt for a home-made solution to avoid expensive gender-realignment. In the middle of a crowded restaurant the as-yet unnamed man, between the ages of 30 and 40, took a kitchen knife and slashed his groin and wrists before repeatedly stabbing himself.
Owners of the restaurant, Zizzi, believe the incident had nothing to do with the restaurant itself. What I’d like to know is how they know it wasn’t a staged protest at the poor quality of the chorizo. I think it would certainly be an apt way to complain about bad sausage, no?
Apparently surgeons were unable to reattach the dismembered member.