This Is Not A Child Porn Website

Ok, dude, I know I keep bringing up what you guys search to find this site but I draw the line at “10 years old porn”. No, I kid you not, that is, in all seriousness, an actual term that someone put into a search engine and got this site. Twice. If you happen to be one of the sickos who likes that sort of thing and come across (not literally, I hope) this post, allow me to take this opportunity to say you are scum, and I hope you grow boils on your genitals but I also hope that the worst you’re doing is looking at child pornography and not making any. If you are, the lawyer in me wants to advise you that searching for it on the internet is not very smart if you want to avoid getting caught. The human in me (what little there is) hopes you carry on doing so and are caught. And while I’m here, could the dude who searched for “my girlfriend is hot” please send me a picture of his girlfriend, preferably in the nude? Thanks, it really is much appreciated.